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Last Man Standing

(by Judson McKinney

and Shannon Forrest)

 

(INSPIRED BY MY TIME IN LONDON, ENGLAND)

 

By the time I got to Camden Town 

Felt like I was stranded in a mosque

Walking along the streets of the Old Smoke

Like a lost cause

 

Walk around just like a stranger

But you got your fingers crossed

King’s Cross

Got a no neck looking meat head

Staring at the suitcase 

Full of shittery

 

Hey kid get out the way!

Everybody know he the last man standing

Hey kid what did I say?

Pull your ass up

Stop stuttering

I don’t want your Mama’s cocaine

You’re just a wet nose running through the rabid rain

Hey kid get out the way!

 

I don’t care about your bookbag, your battle flag, or your pussy eating twat

You got renegade roaches crawling out of your bed

Gettin’ run off by the cops

A dallywhacker for the danger 

So you got your signals crossed 

Criss crossed by the bad luck dump truck 

Staring at the flat face

Of stupidity 

 

Hey man get out the way!

Everybody know he the last man standing

Hey man what did I say?

Pull your ass up

Stop stuttering

I don’t want your Mama’s cocaine

You’re just a wet nose running through the rabid rain

Hey man get out the way!

 

Coughing up blood 

Blowing out da steam 

Cackalackin’ knuckle draggin’

Stuck in the meme

 

You got a green hair heifer

Pullin’ on your monkey lever

Sentimental viper

Identity wiper

 

Razor fist 

Broke bitch

Busting a bone

Knockin’ on the head

But there ain’t nobody home

 

Skinny little skyper 

Dumpin’ out his diaper

Sucking on a hammer toe

 

 

Hey bitch get out the way!

Everybody know he the last man standing

Hey man what did I say?

Pull your ass up

Stop stuttering

I don’t want your Mama’s cocaine

You’re just a wet nose running through the rabid rain

Hey man get out the way!

(C) 2023 MCKINNEY FORREST LLC

LiberTy BellS

(by Judson McKinney and chorus arrangement by McKinney / Forrest)

 

 

People stop me on the street 

Ask me how I’m doing

I’m still waiting for a counter revolution

Say no man has died 

That I might be a king! 

Liberty bells in the pouring rain

Liberty bells in the pouring rain

 

Someone put my mind in a pressure cooker

Now all my friends look like J. Edgar Hoover

Misery waits in a hotel room

Liberty bells will be ringing soon

Liberty bells will be ringing soon

 

Liberty bells

Liberty bells in the pouring rain

Liberty bells

 

Someone might say that I’m a survivor 

But reality bites 

Says Wynona Ryder

They say religion don’t mean a thing

Liberty bells and the angels sing!

Liberty bells and the angels sing!

 

Liberty bells

Liberty bells in the pouring rain

Liberty bells

 

Liberty bells

Liberty bells and the angels sing

Liberty bells

 

Liberty bells 

Liberty bells in the pouring rain 

 

People call me up ask me how I’m doing 

(How you doing Jud?)

I travel with my feet 

To the heart of the Constitution 

 

I think I know why the caged bird sings

Liberty bells in the pouring rain

Liberty bells in the pouring rain

 

Liberty bells

Liberty bells in the pouring rain

Liberty bells

Liberty bells and the angels sing

Liberty bells

Liberty bells in the pouring rain 

Liberty bells in the pouring rain 

C) 2023 MCKINNEY FORREST LLC

So true

 

(by Judson McKinney and Shannon Forrest)

 

Mind manipulator

Human agitator 

Branded commentator 

Sucking out of your soul

 

Kicking down the can

Statue of a man

Invisible hand

You got it under control

 

Cowboys walking into cities of doom

Full moon barking at an empty room

Helicopters churning

Social distance learning

California’s burning

 

Pack another bowl 

 

You’re so true 

You’re so true 

 

Hold the carburetor

Mass incinerator

Shove the elevator down the rabbit hole

 

Boomers vs doomers

Existential tumors

Holographic rumors

Human traffic toll

 

Transplants walking into clouds of gloom

Cave man looking for a sonic boom!

Hey!

 

You’re so true

You’re so true

 

I’m the No Face 

Guten Tag!

All of your differences must go

To be who you are 

To be where you’re from

No!

That won’t work!

And you pay and play 

And you try to stop the clock!

What you got?

You're so true

You're so true

(C) 2023 MCKINNEY FORREST LLC

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