Last Man Standing
(by Judson McKinney
and Shannon Forrest)
(INSPIRED BY MY TIME IN LONDON, ENGLAND)
By the time I got to Camden Town
Felt like I was stranded in a mosque
Walking along the streets of the Old Smoke
Like a lost cause
Walk around just like a stranger
But you got your fingers crossed
King’s Cross
Got a no neck looking meat head
Staring at the suitcase
Full of shittery
Hey kid get out the way!
Everybody know he the last man standing
Hey kid what did I say?
Pull your ass up
Stop stuttering
I don’t want your Mama’s cocaine
You’re just a wet nose running through the rabid rain
Hey kid get out the way!
I don’t care about your bookbag, your battle flag, or your pussy eating twat
You got renegade roaches crawling out of your bed
Gettin’ run off by the cops
A dallywhacker for the danger
So you got your signals crossed
Criss crossed by the bad luck dump truck
Staring at the flat face
Of stupidity
Hey man get out the way!
Everybody know he the last man standing
Hey man what did I say?
Pull your ass up
Stop stuttering
I don’t want your Mama’s cocaine
You’re just a wet nose running through the rabid rain
Hey man get out the way!
Coughing up blood
Blowing out da steam
Cackalackin’ knuckle draggin’
Stuck in the meme
You got a green hair heifer
Pullin’ on your monkey lever
Sentimental viper
Identity wiper
Razor fist
Broke bitch
Busting a bone
Knockin’ on the head
But there ain’t nobody home
Skinny little skyper
Dumpin’ out his diaper
Sucking on a hammer toe
Hey bitch get out the way!
Everybody know he the last man standing
Hey man what did I say?
Pull your ass up
Stop stuttering
I don’t want your Mama’s cocaine
You’re just a wet nose running through the rabid rain
Hey man get out the way!
(C) 2023 MCKINNEY FORREST LLC
LiberTy BellS
(by Judson McKinney and chorus arrangement by McKinney / Forrest)
People stop me on the street
Ask me how I’m doing
I’m still waiting for a counter revolution
Say no man has died
That I might be a king!
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Someone put my mind in a pressure cooker
Now all my friends look like J. Edgar Hoover
Misery waits in a hotel room
Liberty bells will be ringing soon
Liberty bells will be ringing soon
Liberty bells
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Liberty bells
Someone might say that I’m a survivor
But reality bites
Says Wynona Ryder
They say religion don’t mean a thing
Liberty bells and the angels sing!
Liberty bells and the angels sing!
Liberty bells
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Liberty bells
Liberty bells
Liberty bells and the angels sing
Liberty bells
Liberty bells
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
People call me up ask me how I’m doing
(How you doing Jud?)
I travel with my feet
To the heart of the Constitution
I think I know why the caged bird sings
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Liberty bells
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Liberty bells
Liberty bells and the angels sing
Liberty bells
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
Liberty bells in the pouring rain
C) 2023 MCKINNEY FORREST LLC
So true
(by Judson McKinney and Shannon Forrest)
Mind manipulator
Human agitator
Branded commentator
Sucking out of your soul
Kicking down the can
Statue of a man
Invisible hand
You got it under control
Cowboys walking into cities of doom
Full moon barking at an empty room
Helicopters churning
Social distance learning
California’s burning
Pack another bowl
You’re so true
You’re so true
Hold the carburetor
Mass incinerator
Shove the elevator down the rabbit hole
Boomers vs doomers
Existential tumors
Holographic rumors
Human traffic toll
Transplants walking into clouds of gloom
Cave man looking for a sonic boom!
Hey!
You’re so true
You’re so true
I’m the No Face
Guten Tag!
All of your differences must go
To be who you are
To be where you’re from
No!
That won’t work!
And you pay and play
And you try to stop the clock!
What you got?
You're so true
You're so true
(C) 2023 MCKINNEY FORREST LLC